The thing I hate most about first dates is: awkward pauses and expectations.

My favorite cartoon to watch as a kid was: Superfriends.

What is your favorite bad movie? Valley of the Dolls.

Jim Morrison lights my fire and Talking Heads burns the house down.

I wouldn't sell my cat for a billion dollars.

The quickest way to my heart is kindness. The quickest way to my bed is left and down the hallway. and in the morning, I like my eggs cooked so there is no salmonella.

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was place this ad.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not sleeping, I'm drinking coffee.

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are necrophilia and bad hygiene

My ideal mate has the brain of the Scarecrow and the body of a man.

For me, the glass is usually clean.

Everything I learned about marriage I learned from Samantha Stephens.

My favorite place to get my morning cup a' joe is in a coffee mug.

My favorite political news source is the Bulge Report.

When a friend brings up politics, I usually throw up. I do that for a living. Politics, not throwing up.

Two things I can't live without are good meds and bad language.

If I found a million dollars on the side of the road I would spend it. Is there another answer?

I want to make a t-shirt that says "Rezzing""

A perfect first date should end with "I'll call you" meaning they will really call.

My beverage of choice is Coca-Cola served with crushed ice.

If you are what you eat, then I am in trouble.

My favorite online addiction is Star Trek.com

I dislike most of my ex's.

Starbucks or Tryst

Ice cream or frozen yogurt

Fox 5 Morning News or CNN

Wireless or landline

Whole Foods or Safeway

Yoga or aerobics

Dupont Circle or Capitol Hill

Theater or movies

Books or movies

Washington Post or Wall Street Journal

Cow's milk or soy milk

9:30 Club or Black Cat

Email or letters

Barnes & Noble or Kramerbooks

D.C. tap or Poland Spring

Gym workout or bike ride

Taxi or Metro

MP3s or CDs

Bill Maher or Jon Stewart

ABC News or The Daily Show

Dinner and a movie or Pizza and a rental

Casket or Cremation

Cake Love or Krispy Kreme

Hybrid or Hummer

Teaism or SoHo Tea and Coffee

Get mad or Get even

Cat person or Dog person

Night owl or Early bird

Supermarkets or Farmer's markets

ipod or Diskman

auditory learner or visual learner

Jumbo Slice or Falafel Shop

Hirshhorn or Corcoran

Dean & Deluca or Whole Foods

Washington Nationals or Baltimore Orioles

Blockbuster or Netflix

Chipotle or Baja Fresh

Todd Kliman or Tom Sietsema

Sunshine or Downpour

Camping out or 4-Star hotel

Job you love/low salary or Job you hate/big salary

Crispy or Soggy

Tryst or Busboys and Poets

Acoustic or Amplified

Blog or Lock and key diary

Donate or Volunteer

Be Right or Be Happy

Sex or Cuddling

Destiny or Coincidence

Loew's Georgetown or Avalon