My favorite physical activity is: Walking

If I could have a dinner party and invite any four people, dead or alive, the guest list would be: Abe Lincoln, Jimmy Hendrix, my mother, and Freddy the frog from the New Zoo Review

If I could change one thing about DC, it would be: The men who treat women like yo' yo's & the women who treat men like yo' yo's...

One thing people are surprised to find out about me is: I can can cook southren collard greens, corn bread & sweet, hot BBQ ribs....

When someone cuts me off on the Beltway, I usually: crash into a jersey wall, watch as the fuel drools by my window, forget and light a smoke, spark...iginition....and say hello to Saint Peter!

The thing I hate most about first dates is: when she's frail, skinny, if she stuck out her tongue she'd look like a zipper...Come on eat something, keep it down , let it grow...

My favorite place to relax and be myself is: near the water, an ocean, a bay, a river , a pond, a bird bath....near the water!

What is your favorite bad movie? I'm gonna get u sucka'

What kind of music makes you cringe? Any kind where expressin' yo' self (ish) includes "yo'", belt loops touchin' yo knees. Any kind that mentions the artist's name or the physical year we are in...Any kind that considers women as b*tches...and music that proclaims how hard life is and the person "rappin" it is 23 years old....

What is your most humbling moment? Excepting an award in middle school after just relieving my self....hearing, as I walked off stage,"You have a pee-spot on polyester pants"....

What is your favorite slang expression? It all starts with loud people in a restaruant...and then...AND THEN ... here it comes..... "gUrl" or "you go gUrl"....Fine' then' go then' my 60 buck was for dinner not dinner & a show!Just because you have the right to do something - does not make it right to do!

The best thing about Washington is: O'bama

Speaking softly lights my fire and honey from the hole burns the house down.

I wouldn't sell my two daughters for a billion dollars.

The quickest way to my heart is no...sex initionally, but spending the night The quickest way to my bed is saying it's o.k. to do so... and in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over easy with a juicy yolk!

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was shave my scrotum.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not sleeping, I'm making coffee, laundry, thinking, farting,thinking o' my chil'dren...wanting someThai food,playing guitar, praying, thinking of my grandma...and so very much more!

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are you can be gay,male...just not here and beating on a female!

My ideal mate has the brain of kind person who won't cheat and the body of the heavy chick on Food t.v.'s Cooking For Real...

For me, the glass is usually plastic!

If I were president I'd make pot legal,no I do not smoke dope!, legal and rednecks illegal.

Everything I learned about life I learned from life.

If I was sure that I could not fail, I would run around the block.

My favorite mid-day pick-me-up comes in the form of silky smooth, sweaty tasting, and from a verticle-southren point.

My favorite place to get my morning cup a' joe is my que-ze-nart coffee maker!

My favorite political news source is Fox5

When a friend brings up politics, I usually think about "the challanged" sucking on the flavored glass of a Melwood van...LOL!

Two things I can't live without are a woman's sweat and music from Neal Schon, & Miles Davis

When I die, I believe I will pass on all kinds of energy.

If I found a million dollars on the side of the road I would live life, put my lil' one thru college & buy something nice 4 my significant other.

The last time I made an ass out of myself I wound a pop cicle, and licked my watch...

My guiltiest pleasure is Ben & Jerry's "Chubby Hubby" or "Chunky Monky".

A perfect first date should end with hopes....I'll explain later!

I want to make a t-shirt that says "Stop Hatin'"

People who know it all is what I love about DC, and people who know it all is what I hate about DC.

My new favorite restaurant is Itchibon

When war protests come to town I fall 2 sleep.

My skills in the kitchen are GREAT!

My beverage of choice is a liquid served cold or hot or at room temp.

One common misconception about me is to just what extent my kindness will reach.

If you are what you eat, then I am a thai rice rap with peanut sauce.

When I cry I feel like a fish out of water.

My favorite online addiction is Facebook, Yahoo mail, and why do some women cheat?

If you like me, you'd better like cozy, warm, dark nights and someone who cooks, does laundry, I dont fold clothes however,can make you laugh, and loves his daughters.

The movie that spends the most time in my DVD player is varies.

I ask....!? #@#@#*&%$@ most of my ex's.

Starbucks or Tryst

Ice cream or frozen yogurt

Fox 5 Morning News or CNN

Wireless or landline

Whole Foods or Safeway

Dupont Circle or Capitol Hill

Theater or movies

Books or movies

Washington Post or Wall Street Journal

Cow's milk or soy milk

9:30 Club or Black Cat

Email or letters

Barnes & Noble or Kramerbooks

D.C. tap or Poland Spring

Gym workout or bike ride

Taxi or Metro

Beer or wine

MP3s or CDs

Bill Maher or Jon Stewart

ABC News or The Daily Show

Dinner and a movie or Pizza and a rental

Casket or Cremation

Cake Love or Krispy Kreme

Hybrid or Hummer

Teaism or SoHo Tea and Coffee

Get mad or Get even

Cat person or Dog person

Night owl or Early bird

Supermarkets or Farmer's markets

ipod or Diskman

auditory learner or visual learner

Jumbo Slice or Falafel Shop

Hirshhorn or Corcoran

Dean & Deluca or Whole Foods

Washington Nationals or Baltimore Orioles

Blockbuster or Netflix

Chipotle or Baja Fresh

Sunshine or Downpour

Camping out or 4-Star hotel

Job you love/low salary or Job you hate/big salary

Crispy or Soggy

Acoustic or Amplified

Blog or Lock and key diary

Donate or Volunteer

Be Right or Be Happy

Sex or Cuddling

Destiny or Coincidence

Loew's Georgetown or Avalon